Maxims for the Internet Age

  1. Home is where you hang your @
  2. The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.
  3. Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.
  4. Too many clicks spoil the browse.
  5. The geek shall inherit the earth.
  6. What boots up must come down.
  7. Virtual reality is its own reward.
  8. A user and his leisure time are soon parted.
  9. There’s no place like http://www.home.com
  10. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won’t bother you for weeks.
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