karaoke discourse

“Some people you clap because they’re done. There are different kinds of appreciation” (Ruth).
It took us quite a while to end up at the Varsity (described by Pridesource as a “low-keyed, butch, neighborhood joints popular with rugged guys”) where we were greeted with, “Aren’t you hot things?” I decided it wasn’t us, actually, but the black supercharged ultra Buick we pulled up in.


We were stuck, as it were, with karaoke because of false advertising by Apres Jacks (where we went first hoping to listen to Soul Bus) and Local’s Only (the closer karaoke option, but its parking lot was empty). Most of the singing was scary, only “close” in tone and/or pitch and when I went to the bathroom Ruth wrote, “Don’t leave me!!” She was initially aghast I was “taking notes” but jumped right into adding what she thought were relevant moments:
“present company excepted”
some extreme genre shifts, from Skin to Rub it in, Rub it in
“get in line”
There were a few lines I noted, “love…the kind you clean up with a mop and a bucket” (The Bad Touch) and “When its through its through, fate will twist the both of you” (Next To Be With You).
“Life’s full of disrespect,” Ruth announced to me at one point, “You’ve gotta learn to be flexible.” We certainly adapted to the conditions of the evening as it evolved, all we knew was that the music had to be right. Cruising town listening to 101.9 classic rock got us started. Which Poco song contains: “the sun’s coming up, I’m running with lady luck”? There were more good songs played than I could possibly record. 🙂
After I bought a bunch of used books on tape (and resisted buying a gift), we went to find a Nuvo and plan the evening. (Fyi – this is a backwards chronology). The waitress told us she’d “run a tip” – one can guess where her mind was! We started with the Rob Brezny horrorscopes (“live from the dreamtime”):
Pisces: In his book, The Disappearance of the Universe, Gary Renard quotes the counsel of his teacher: “A jet airliner is always going off course, but through constant correction it arrives at its destination. So will you arrive at yours.” Remember that advice throughout 2006, Pisces. My analysis of the astrological omens suggests that you will be frequently straying from the path of your highest destiny, and yet that’s exactly what needs to happen in order for you to reach your highest destiny. Forced to keep making regular adjustments, you will tone and strengthen your willpower, which is essential to you achieving the goals that really matter.
Taurus: “We live in a world with too much music,” writes Joe Nickell at Missoulian.com. He’s bothered by the fact that everywhere he goes, there are tunes pouring from cell phones and mp3 players and TVs and radios and live bands. As far as you’re concerned, though, Nickell is utterly off-base. In 2006, you should take advantage of the profusion; you should immerse yourself in music more than you ever have before. To do so will be instrumental in helping you accomplish your top assignment in the coming months, which is to feel deep, rich, interesting emotions as often as possible.
Well. One of the new yet familiar emotions I experienced yesterday included going out with the Sears Catalog Man. We walked on the moon together. “Mystery creates wonder and wonder is the basis of man’s desire to understand.” Neil Armstrong.
This was after the SCM did NOT want to know about a former fun adventure known in infamy as the B&E in the NT. Our actions prevented a fire. 🙂
And no, there is no revision of history in the telling of that tale!

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