Genuine piece of news:
Mikhail Gorbachov, last president of the Soviet Union, currently living in Virgina, USA, has copyrighted the names “Gorbachov” and “Gorby,” apparently after he saw his name on some billboards somewhere. He later also learned that a Japanese noodle company uses his name as well, as do vodka companies in Russia. From now on, Gorbachov announced, his name will only be used to advertise “decent products”…